Chuck Norris Memes: Carlos Ray Norris is an American martial artist, actor, film producer and screenwriter. He was born on March 10, 1940. He had appeared in a number of action films and have also served air force of United States.
Chuck Norris Memes are funny quotes on his life, work and abilities. Here we have a collection of some of them which were viral on the internet and have been shared by millions.
Most Viral Chuck Norris Memes
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity-twice
Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can’t get up the courage to tell him.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits..
Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris doesn’t cheat death. He wins fair and square.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris’ sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs; Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.
Chuck Norris puts the “laughter” in “manslaughter.”
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
Fire escapes were invented to protect fire from Chuck Norris.
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